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Raking the Itch
(CITY SPORTS Magazine - May, 1999)
by Eddy Matzger
I am tormented by an everlasting itch to race. Only vigorous competition on
in-line skates can sate the restless craving but, like a rose, the welcome
irritation returns relentlessly, more robust with each passing season.
It's been 11 years since I began scratching the bite. I draw blood each time.
Every weekend between March and October, the want hits me like a recurring
fever. So long as I get to fire up the engines and let 'em rip in competition,
no distance is too far, no expense too great.
My tortuous desire first flared up in Holland. There, skeeler wedstrijden
(in-line races) are like a day at the Coliseum, where a festive atmosphere
reigns in spite of mass carnage. In my first race, I was torn apart and thrown
to the lions - humiliated by men more than three times my age - but it didn't
matter so long as I tried my best. Dutch onlookers know and appreciate an
honest effort when they see one. Who cares that I was floundering off the back
of the pack, desperately trying to regain the draft? The crowd still leaned
over the barricades and beat on the advertising placards yelling, "Kom op!
Hup! Hup!" (Come on! Go! Go!). Their bloody racket kept the flame alive then
and still does when I think of it now.
Whether your own itch to compete is just being kindled or already fully
inflamed, satisfaction is always only a race away. Here are some pointers to
help prepare for the big day.
The Joy of Skinsuits
When I first started racing 10 years ago, I swore off lycra clothing. I showed
up to the start line in Holland wearing fancy skates but baggy clothes. As
soon as I tried on a sleek skinsuit like the other boys, however, I discovered
its joys. I was the boy aviator in Maurice Sendak's Night Kitchen, losing my
doughy clothing in a vat of milk. Part placebo, part irrefutable wind-tunnel
evidence, a skinsuit will elevate your racing through the glass ceiling. There
are dozens I know, of all sizes and abilities, who after years of avoidance
have finally put on a suit and never felt faster.
Race Often
There's nothing like a race to dispel the anxiety of performing in a
competition. You'll find it's really not as bad as you think. I have plenty of
friends who want to race but are afraid to because they think they're out of
shape. I tell them that they've got to race to get into race shape!
Don't Race Too Often
Assemble your bag of racing tricks day to day by practicing the individual
parts of a balanced race on separate days of the week. Try long slow distance
on Monday, sprinting on Tuesday, tempo training on Wednesday (anaerobic
threshold work), explosive plyometrics on Thursday and more endurance work on
Friday. The idea is to keep your workouts separate and distinct, so your
different energy systems have enough time to recover for the next time the
following week. By resting on Saturday, come Sunday you'll be firing on all
eight cylinders. You don't even need an actual race to satisfy the urge. Just
go out and chase bikes - and the race is on!
Work on Your Angle of Attack
The most aerodynamic position is one where the upper body is so low as to be
parallel with the ground. Don't be fooled, though. Speed has more to do with
how deeply you can bend your knees (this translates into a longer push) than
how low you can go with your upper body. It burns to sit low, so go easy at
first and work up to lengthy bouts. Try getting comfortable with two minutes
of getting down before attempting more and more and more.
Be Stealthy
Practice the art of sneak attacks. Don't broadcast your moves by making them
too audible, because that just primes the competition for a quick neutralizing
response. Try adding power quietly to your skating strokes instead of quick
choppy ones for the initial pickup. Set your skates down as softly as possible
when making a move, to get a good jump on the competition. The faster you go
by an unsuspecting pack, the quicker you can create a gap and deflate their
aspirations of winning the race.
Wear Glasses
My shades never leave my head, ostensibly because they don't pinch my temples.
There's a hidden truth, though. They conceal the specter of cardiovascular
distress. When the heat is on, the hurt is visible and, since the eyes are the
most sensitive barometers of physical discomfort, I choose to mask the pain
with sunglasses. Raccoon eyes, you say? Who cares? As long as my opponents
think I'm smiling instead of wincing, I've got the mental edge- and I'm that
much closer to beating them.
Use Your Lucky Socks
It may sound silly, but if you have a lucky pair, then by all means wear them!
I don't have just one pair of lucky socks, I have two. I wear a thin,
lightweight liner that I pull up over my calves for support and outrageous
looks, plus a standard thicker pair over the top. The idea behind this double
layer approach is to protect my feet from blistering by letting the liner sock
take the heat of friction from the outersock and boot, not the skin underneath.
Know Your Motor
Redline is a state of heavy pain, but you'll need it for racing. If you go as
hard as you can steadily for 30 minutes when well rested, your heart will
naturally find a rate at which it can work without blowing you up. This is
your anaerobic threshold (AT), and it can be expressed in terms of blood
lactate levels or as a specific heart rate. The better shape you're in, the
higher your tolerance will be to withstand high lactate in your blood, the
better you'll be able to deliver oxygenated blood to firing muscles, and the
higher your anaerobic threshold will climb. Highly trained athletes can have
an AT just five beats below their maximum heart rate (at 25, I used to be able
to run forever at 194 bpm).
Working with a heart rate monitor is mandatory until you get to know your
motor. After a year or two of religious devotion to the monitoring
consciousness, you will be able to correlate how you feel with your heart
rate. For example, chatting while training = 143 bpm. Not being able to talk
anymore while hammering = 186. Lead-heavy arms from sprinting uphill = 199)
I was born and bred to race. My blood has not lost the memory of having to run
like the wind to catch my dinner. The very marrow in my bones still longs for
the thrill of the pursuit and the terror of being pursued. The tools I use for
the hunt may have changed, but the visceral need stays the same. I must race -
on in-lines - or die.
Eddy Matzger satisfies his need to compete with TWINCAM bearings, Explore
Wheels, Salomon skates, PowerBar, Transware sunglasses and Wigwam Socks. For
more racing tips and an archive of Eddy's articles, check out www.skatecentral.com
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